Why look for a relationship when all you really want is bacon? 🥓

Cuffing season is upon us (*cue dramatic music*), which often leaves many singletons searching for a significant other to snuggle with. Winter can be extra cold when you haven't met your match, but if you aren't yet tied down in a serious relationship, fear not! Oscar Mayer is here to save the day—with a sizzlin' hot bae that'll make all your friends insanely jealous.

This bae isn't like your previous S.O.'s. It won't forget your birthday or hog the covers. It'll support you more than you realized you needed. It wants to curl up with you for a rom com marathon. That's because this bae is a 15-pound weighted blanket, 100 percent there for you and only you.

Oscar Mayer BAEcon Blanket

That's right—Oscar Mayer is replacing partners with patterns. Delicious-looking, drool-inducing patterns, that is.

This blanket will not only cloak you from head to toe in warm, fuzzy, I-don't-need-a-relationship feels but also fully support your ultimate craving—bacon. Sure, this throw's print could look like funky pop-art from afar, but a closer examination reveals the true nature of the blanket's wavy ways. Yes, those are strips of bacon, and they're doing a much better job of keeping you warm than any person ever could.

"Just as our bacon is reliable and cooks up perfectly every time, we're confident the Oscar Mayer BAEcon Blanket will be the reliable companion you need to get through the winter," Matt Riezman, associate director of marketing for Oscar Mayer, said in a press release. "We set the gold standard of bacon and want to help our fans maintain a high standard this cuffing season."

Oscar Mayer's truly achieved the unthinkable. The company has gone from providing delicious sustenance for the inside of our bodies to wrapping our outsides in the glory, too. With the BAEcon blanket, everyone's favorite bologna brand proves it's more than meats the eye.

If you're now in need of immediate warm bacon hugs, head to Twitter ASAP. Oscar Mayer is giving away this limited edition blanket to a few lucky fans. All you need to do is tweet #CuffOscar and #Sweepstakes for a chance to win. But hurry! The contest closes Friday, November 22 at 9 a.m. ET.

So forget cuffing season and cuddle up with a bae that won't go bacon your heart. The Oscar Mayer BAEcon blanket is all you need to be happy.