Q: Thanks for letting me look in your refrigerator. It looks like you're on a liquid diet. You've got four kinds of diet soda, Champagne and beer. You're my kind of woman. But what gives?
A: You know, here in Hollywood people like to give you liquor. I don't want to throw it away.
Q: And the diet-soda buffet? I so groove on that. Is that a special Dr Pepper I'm not aware of?
A: It's a Diet Vanilla Cherry!
Q: Who even knew? So in the door of your fridge you have a ton of different kinds of hot sauces. Do you put hot sauce on everything?
A: Absolutely. I love hot sauce. It can't be hot enough for me.
Q: The only real food I see is eggs. When I order eggs at a diner, I order completely different eggs than the ones I make at home. Do you do that?
A: Once in a while I'll order an omelet, 'cause I'm not very good at making omelets.
Q: I'm like you. Omelets, they're too fussy. If I'm feeding a lot of people, I'll do a frittata. You sauté all the stuff that you'd normally put in the omelet, but instead of flipping it and all that, you just shove it in the oven and bake it.
A: I feel like I could do that.
Q: Yeah, it's very simple. From me to you, there's a little tip.
A: You'll appreciate this: For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me.
Q: That is so cool!
A: But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.
Q: I'm going to send you one of my books and tell him to cook you some normal food, so you know what to do with the leftovers. But that's a great gift.
A: Oh, my God, I know. It was the best gift I've ever received.
Q: I know Larry [David] isn't really your husband--but has he ever driven you to eat? And does he ever really make you cringe?
A: Ha! Yeah, he does. It's funny because when you work together, you eat together. There were times when we'd eat dessert every day. Then we'd cut back and eat fruit and complain about it the whole time. He watches what he eats. He looks so fit and trim.
Q: You both do. You're a very, very healthy-looking couple.
A: Oh! Well, thank you.